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When you suck that ass so hard that they feel like they’re gonna deflate from the inside.
I gave that boy the Kirby and he curled up like a Capris Sun pouch
The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.
Person 1: Tegan Kirby is there
Person 2: run while you still can
If you receive a picture a Kirby from a female. This means she probably thinks you are attractive.
Drew: I have nice hands
Angela: *kirby picture
Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!
My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.
Aka tickleshitz
Kirby Gorzell was known as tickleshits in grammar school
Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.