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While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.
Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"
Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."
Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"
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Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.
Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”
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Landon The Really good hockey player. The really good sport player. The most athletic person in the city
Man I am almost as good as Landon Roulston
A feminine man who is sexually and emotionally attracted to women who cheat on him.
Bro, his girlfriend cheated on him with her ex, and he still took her back. Guy acts just like Landon Sosebee.
Landon Leavette. A bad bitch! Makes amazing music. My personal favorite is “Faggots”.
“Baddie Landon is so gay”
Landon and Natalie. The most strongest long distance couple there is. They will always manage to work through their differences and any problem that tries to get in the way. Although they have gone through a lot, they are still 10 months strong and will continue to stay that way because it will always be Landon and Natalie against the world forever and always.
stranger 1: “Woah, they’re a really amazing couple”
Stranger 2: “They must be a Landon and Natalie!”
A professional nba superstar known for dazzling the female genre of black people. Another definition could be a loner who has never seen the forbidden fish in his life
“Oh gosh that man is a real Landon stephens”
“Wow, I’ve never seen such a Landon Stephens in my life.”