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(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".
Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"
::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::
Faye Laura is sweet, honey toasted of all the Faye like. The most quiet, adorable, lovable spirit out there. She will be charmed to charm you and make you so glad to have a heart because she is possibly best of all gods creation yet.
Faye Laura has a definite way of, to, or for- working through her aura.
Laura Bartley is the north East’s finest English teacher. Sometimes she can get boring when she waffles on about poems and wanks off socialism, she also fancy’s Adam Taylor.
“Jack what do you think off Laura Bartley”
“Top grafter”
an attention seeking girl who will go to any extent to receive her so needed toxic attention. fakes many mental illnesses.
“dude, have you heard what laura mccabe did?”
“yeah, she made everyone believe she actually needed attention. hah! she doesn’t deserve it.”
The most bad ass, gorgeous,legendary girl ever.(also has a nice ass)
-man, did you see that girl?
-naw..whatd she look like?
-laura cordova dude!
When you're hitting it from behind, and she suddenly stands up in downward dog and smears vag juice on your upper lip... Like a Dirty Sanchez but from her perspective.
Everything was going great, and then she bucks up and hits me with a Hot Laura.