Accelerated Learning Experience

An experience reserved for people with 130+ IQ, or ADHD patients.
To use this method, one must assign one of his computer speaker to play mozart on 2x speed and the other speaker to play either a religious text or some other text that they want to learn.

Search up "Accelerated Learning Experience" and you will be enlightened.

Jack: Your roommate has a final right? Is he studying right now?
James: No, he practiced Accelerated Learning Experience 3 hours earlier and finished studying within 5 minutes

Imus learn some better manners

What "The Don" should have said to himself before he ever became a radio personality.

It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!

For kids to learn and do homework

Extremely simple, easy, fundamental that even primary students know how to do (over-exaggeration, academic)

This math problem can be done so effortlessly, it is for kids to learn and do homework.
This question is so simple. In other words, it is for kids to learn and do homework.

i learned this back in nom

What happens in nom stays in nom

I through a blanket on the dog and he said I learned this back in nom

learning

school is a place where people go and learn. It’s not only for kids but also for teachers. Kids learn their ABC’s and the teacher learn that they will never be as young as the kids. The kids learn how to write an essay and the teacher learn that they should always assign essays just so they can feel the pain of having to read and grade hundreds of random words on a paper. The kids learn how to paint a happy photo of their family and the teachers learn that they will never have that. The kids learn how to pass letters in class and the teachers learn to never read them. The kids learn, the teachers regret.

Person 1: pass this to the person next to you

teacher: what’s going on

give me that

(reads it)

Shocked/scared/confused

WHAT IS THIS

You are supposed to be learning not passing each other notes that says THIS

Learning

The result of having a TRAIN ran on you. Slang used in the street for a hooker attending and being the subject of a sexual act where two or more dudes are exploring all her holes by turn or all of them at once. Similar to a threesome or foursome, or a gangbang or an orgy... A good TRAINing have as a result a good LEARNing.

Hey bruh, me and my himmies been running a TRAIN (gangbang) on her for couple hours... She was a really good girl doing a good LEARNING and shiid...

Learn Ache

When you learn so much your head hurts.

Dude, we were taught so much in math class I have a learn ache!