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Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log
'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'
The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.
Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.
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a woman whose legs look like tree trunks. also known as cankles.
Damn that chick has some serious "log legs"...timber
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A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything
Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"
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The first, short turd that is emitted, but an interruption of gas (fart) pinches it off. It is pushed off to the side by the rest of the bowel movement that follows it, in an unbroken, momentous, pile of shit. Ahhhh.....
OMG, who didn't flush? Look at this mountain of mud! It's all in a pile except that short one floating by itself. Yeah, that must be the starter log.
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This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.
Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water
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