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cockney rhyming slang for penis
your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus
5đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
If you were born this day, congrats!
You are the most genuine, honest and definitely the baddest bitch.
But you can be too honest and say too much sometimes, but it doesn’t matter cuz you are a cutie.
Person born on Mars 30th: *says something inappropriate*
Other person: “well that was inappropriate, but whatever she’s/he’s honest and suuuuper cute”
Mars 29 is the best day of your life
If someone say when is your birthday, you can say “mars 29th. And the will be like wow “you’re the coolest and the best person of them all
Hey are you’re birth on mars 29th?
Well then u probably say “ yes”
And they will say “wow you’re fabulous and awesome
Mar Nardo is a word that “ItsJustMar” which is a rapper uses to describe himself. Mar Nardo means that he is willing to go slide on whoever, whenever.
“That Boy Mar Nardo been goin crazy”
the day when you're able to Pinch you're friends Dick
It's time for a Mar 17 if you know what I mean
oh yes, the Bruno Mars. I mean who can hate him? it's simple, no one; in fact, if you hate him and say "you like Queen, the Beatles, Shawn Mendes or related" (only if you hate him) but it's contradictory. He may not be extremely hot like Shawn Mendes or Paul McCartney, but he has talent like them... even you have a song for each specific situation! also, he will bring you (if you're gen z) childhood nostalgia
boy 1: bro how do I tell my girl (who wants to leave me) I still love her?
boy 2: bro airdrop or send her the link for it will rain, you know, that song from Bruno mars!
boy: so... how can I tell my crush I like her?
girl: simply sing just the way you are, the success rate is 90%, I cant guarantee that though
California gurls: heyyyyy, were going to tell our parents we today we don't feel like doing anything
their best friends: they will understand if you pull an "I just want to lay in my bed"
the gurls: ayeeee following Bruno Mars, that's an epic win