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When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.
The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.
He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs
When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.
Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.
A word to describe someone who would deem "horny" to others or with close people. People like these are open for anything and are hella gay, or straight, they like anything and anyone.
The word can be used in many ways
"Mercied" can be used to deem a person as a Mercie.
"Mercies" as a group of people.
Person 1 : That person is acting pretty freaky around those people.
Person 2 : Ack. Its just a Mercie, dont worry.
Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.
Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!
The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
The literal best band.
Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.
Dirty riffs.
Fuck you, pussy.
Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard