money mitch

A money fiend that’ll do anything for a dime or rack. They’ll sell out they own blood and homies for some bread

Tyler: damn Alan you a fuckin money Mitch bro stop selling yo mom old rings

Alan: nah bro I’m good u tweakin dawg

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mitching

When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.

Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!

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Mitch Hedberg

The beest fuckin comedian.Everyone loves him....including trevor lowden

Trevor Lowden loves mitch hedberg...so d MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE

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Daddy Mitch

A homeschool kid that is bad at rocket league, sweats on apex legends, wears a swimshirt in the pool, eats peanut butter, touches other dudes thighs and is a strange cookie.

Hey Bro have you met Daddy Mitch yet, hes a retard.

Mitching out

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell

Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.

mitch briggs

a pig fucking dog

did u see mitch briggs fucking his pig

Mitch moment

Mitch moment is when someone says something Mitch would say.

“I don’t make the rules, I shit in the sink. Gang💯“ - Mitch moment