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when everything is extra difficult because it's monday.
dude1: "hey, whats 2+3?"
dude2: "eh.....4?"
dude1:"jesus, you got a case of monday fever!"
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The day after the Superbowl where one experiences an enhanced version of the case of the Mondays and is hung over, tired, and depressed because all of the major American holidays (Christmas, New Years Eve, and the Superbowl) are over.
"So, what was your favorite commercial from last night?"
"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."
"Why the long face?"
"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery
*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time
A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.
Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.
Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”
Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.
Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)
Devin: Hey you have nice forehead
Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too
Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.
For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."