Indian Mothers

Over bearing matriarchial figures who want you to be desperately unhappy in your life because you won't be able to live it the way YOU want- no, everything in your life has to please THEM.

Melodramatic, melancholy and depressing (if not depressed themselves 95% likely) Indian mothers push their children too hard and want you to be either:
1. A doctor
2. An engineer
3. A lawyer
4. A dentist
Hysterical when accused of a fault, stubborn and demanding, they will make you do all the chores and then criticise you and tear you personality to shreds...so that you won't HAVE a personality. They want to grind you down into a conforming indian guy/girl to carry on the stupid traditions and culture that have been running for 9482429 years. People get with the program!
Highly critical and suspicious, if you have ever smoked, taken drugs or had sex, they will find out.... somehow and if you ever dare to date anyone from outside your race.. GOOD LUCK you'll need it!

They will kick you out of the house or cut you off if you don't follow their plans for you. Great at manipulating and using emotional blackmail.

they're such indian mothers...they don't let their kids go out and they make them study all the time, even at night.

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Mother of Fuck

Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."

"Mother of Fuck, what a sweet ass."
"Mother of Fuck, you were hot last night."

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mother lake

the lake where rosalia swam before releasing el mal querer

she did backstrokes in the mother lake

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Mother of God

A phrase used when something amazing, miraculous, something thought to be impossible, etc. had happened.

"Dude, try this: Make a fist with your left hand and squeeze your left thumb. Then put your right finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX!"

"Mother of God..."

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Dangerloadmen's Mother

everyones sloppy seconds

"I'm currently doing Dangerloadmen's Mother!!"

"That's not a very hard achievement.."

Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures

Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then

Mother in law

A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.

All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.