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Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.
Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
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a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.
That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin
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noun, the act of being to lazy while laying on the couch and deciding to take a peaceful shit in between the cushions.
Kevin come over here and look at this. Wow, somebody got us really bad by leaving that smelly green couch muffin in between our new leather couch. Wow what a crazy night.
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I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin
c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin
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Someone that is crazy and/or stupid. Mostly both. They're sometimes an idiot too..
(Kim Kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)
Kim is a muffin head.
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When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.
Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.
When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.
To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.
To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).
Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!
My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.
Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.