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Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 31, 2018


Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like them

Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like them

Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like them

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015


Mummy bear

To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!

Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'

It's 'mummy bear'

by AdamSavage June 28, 2022


Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.

by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022


Mummy harderrrr

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life

Why would you search Mummy harderrrr

by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022


Mummy Buddy

When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife

Chad: Bro me and Xan did a mummy buddy on his girl
Rest of the Frat house: Bro no way!!

by Jesus Sins October 2, 2020