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Crazy hardcore punk band from Mississauga, Ontario.
Hey, have you heard of that sick band Death By Mustache?
Yeah! Death By Mustache fucking RULES!
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A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
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When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.
Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.
She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!
A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!
What you get when you eat out a stripper. Or when a stripper sits on your face.
I woke up with a glitter mustache after a night at the strip club.