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(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.
(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.
See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.
she has a ashy nelson ass and Mathew should be proud of this post not made at me
A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."
That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.
Something Jack says when his dementia is acting up.
Jack: Have you ever been put in the Paul Nelson?
Me: huh?
Chilean slang for cucumber penile disfunction.
"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."