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N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.
"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."
Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."
Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
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A very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
What a Role Model Nelson is.
I want to be like Nelson someday.
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A proper scooter trick that is executed with style and ease
That b lip whip was a fucking Nelson
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A very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
Dam that guy goes to the gym his name must be nelson
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Nelson is a very attractive man,he is th best person u could of ever met if u meet a Nelson never let him go.
Girl:did u see that nelson over there
Other girl:damn he is cute
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Hottest man on earth, he has a huge penis. He gets all the chicks, he's friends tease him because they are jealous, he is great in the bed, and even better at kissing
Girl:I love that Nelson
Girl:he is so great in the bed
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An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
Woah, I totally was with a nelson last night!
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