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Short for simpleton
Commonly used among Australian IRC users.
(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp
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A guy who exerts all of his life force on some mediocre pussy for no good reason. Common simps are Sebastian, Ryan, Anthony, and Daniel.
Both Ryan and Sebastian were simping over the new girl.
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Another word for wanksta, A bitch, or SUCKA. /Orgin: California
v. Simpin
1.These fake ass thugs are simps.
2. All these These rappers are on the radio are fake thugs. They should call it Simp Hop, Not Hip Hop.
3. Look at that boy Simpin to the hoe.
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Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.
PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.
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A person who acts hard infront of his friends but then is a little wimp infront of his girlfriend
Kevin is a simp because he acts hard on maplestory then begs his gf for forgiveness and marriage
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A nice guy incel coomer who kisses the ass of the female gender usually in the hopes of sexual gratification or achieving some sort of romantic relationship with someone from said gender because feminists told them that is the “reward” they will receive for such actions, however this outcome never occurs because that’s not how the real world works. Simps usually look for thots to simp for on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.
lol look at this idiot simp boi simping for that twitch thot XD
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The abbreviation for Sucker Idiolising Mediocre Pu$$y. A simp is a weak man who overvalues women. He will do anything. A classic example is Simon from the Inbetweeners, who simps after Carli all day in the hopes of getting with her. Most simps are often below-average, unfit, hairy and stinky, and have no self-awareness to the point they think they have a chance with a fit girl. Lol. Don't be a simp.
Simp: I am incredibly sorry to all the womxn in the world for my the patriarchy. Every womxn I see running for office, I will vote! Every victim of the patriarchy shall receive $50 from my bank account!
Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.
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