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when a dog has a boner n the pink thing comes out
my dog got exctied by the hot poodle n showed me his puppy lipstick
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When you're in a relationship but you always have a side piece
Hey have you seen Scottys new girlfriend. Yea she's pretty cute but his hush puppy is smoking.
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Being in love with someone at an early age, a crush or admeration.
It was just puppy love between Greg and I when we were 9.
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A guy who will do anything for you no matter how embarrasing
A guy who will do anything for you over just the THOUGHT of pussy.
Guy with NO backbone.
Guy who will let you get away with ANYTHING and let you walk all over them.
Man, I hate puppy dogs... I want a real man!
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The act of developing a fake surface crush on somebody of the opposite sex, usually because you're too much of a pussy to actually speak to them. This is usually attributed to the large loner community. Due to their inability to make the approach and introduce themselves, these people resort to "watching" their crush from afar, daydreaming about them, etc. This usually leads to heavy depression once they're struck with the realization that they will never get to be with this person. However, it should be noted that the ecstasy these people feel upon visualizing their crush for the first few weeks is far more exciting than one could ever imagine. After the depression stage, the loner learns to accept his fate like he has done so many times in the past.
Me: Man, that girl is so fuckin' pretty. I'd love to take her out on a date and pamper her with flowers, chocolates and stuff. Plus, I'm a Scorpio and she's a Cancer. Don't you think we would get along just great?
My friend: Uh, yeah, sure. Why don't you just go talk to her dude?
Me: Fuck that shit. Are you nuts? I'll just stalk her around the halls at school and creep her Facebook for years. I'll daydream about our whacky adventures together and stare at her whenever I get the chance. We have never even spoken before, but just by looking at her, I can tell that she is the one that I went to spend the rest of my life with. I love her so much.
My friend: You fucking whacko, you. You and your damned puppy love.
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Parkour: holistic training for humans.
Puppy: a young doggie, a spaz.
When you get an untrained puppy and the motherfucker goes completely batshit insane every waking moment.
Jaylene: oh... I'm so glad school is out. Let's watch tv.
BOOM!
Jane: what was that??
Jaylene: oh... my new puppy. Bouncing off a wall.... or the couch... or...
Jane: I haven't seen him yet...
Jaylene: Every minute or so he'll hit a wall and slide down. That's the best time to see him.
BAAMMM!
Jaylene: Puppy Parkour... what can I say?
Jane: What breed is he?
Jaylene: Part Chihuahua... part Pug.... part retard. He's a designer breed.
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A band formed outside of Philadelphia in late 2017. Grunge Puppy is known for their grungy songs (go figure), their stage presence live (throwing themselves on the floor, solos behind head) and their interesting personalities outside of music!
Person A: Have you heard of the band “Grunge Puppy”?
Person B: That’s a dumb name...
Person A: You obviously don’t listen to many bands do ya?
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