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A straight curious guy usually is cool with masturbating with another guy. This includes watching and/or lending a hand. He still likes women but wants to bond with a guy without having sex and being construed as bisexual or gay.
My buddy and I both like to jack off while we're watching porn.
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It's cool to wear pins on your bags that say "Straight but not narrow", unless you aren't straight, in which case it would be much more appropiate to sport a rainbow pin, unless you think rainbows are ugly, which they are, because all those colors don't mesh together very well.
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Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Tony Lopez's new tiktok? He's so hot!
Person 2: Are you on straight tiktok? Get the fuck out of my house.
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Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.
“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."
- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...
“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
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no need for anyones fuckin appliance, as in you can leave me alone with that shit.
"wanna ride"-na, im straight
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A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.
I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.
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Financially secure.
To be in possession of a large fortune.
That nigga in that ferrari was straight ballin
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