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Where u poop into a mic and it stinks,,,,,,, or,,or when u drop a deuce or think u did and it smells like poop
dude did u smell marcys pooper mic stanky in math class
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an inferiority complex simular to short guy syndrome, but is found in military personal of any stature.
MIC is based on the fact that they belive that by joining the military they should be looked up to and respected, when realy they only joined because That is the only way they could pay for collage.
Man that doushbag has MIC bad.. he thinks that he is "bad" and a real "boss" just because he is in the army.
Just because White trash joins the army and develops military inferiority complex (MIC)dosnt mean that i am going to roll out the red carpet for him!
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Mental issues counseling is a group of three friends who have mental problems and dare each other to do stupid things. If one dies then the others will die laughing at the fact that their friend died. They will establish an island named crotch island (seriously no joke it’s an island near our town) they will earn a mental badge for completing a ridiculously crazy, stupid and fun dare their friend set for them. They will stay up all night talking to each other because they are just that frickin cool and they will eat a whole container of ice cream just to go to XC and race each other like maniacs. They will annoy the crap out of their teachers who surprisingly still like them. MIC gets together and counsels each other even tho they thing counseling is stupid (cause it is) they are known by triple trouble at school but are only misdemeanor level bad not like criminals, jeez we are just kids! They may or may not do extensive research and put ridiculous time into revenge. They will enter a room like they own the place (because they do) they are kinda like dojo cat and saweetie if you know what I mean by that except that there are three of them. If someone met MIC they would think that are sworn enemies by the way they act to each other, that’s just how close thier friendship is. These girls are ruthless yet can be sweet to anyone who doesn’t know them. If you don’t have a friend group like MIC ur life must be sad and u r probably lonely, so sad.
Damm what did MIC do today?! They are so cool and hilarious I would love to be friends with them but they are exclusive!
Sincerely, MIC (mental issues counseling)
MEOOOOOOWWWW
Kid: Ima put my cat on the mic
Kid: MEOOOOOOWWWW
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A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."
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The action in which Tay Zonday partakes in during the Chocolate Rain video on Youtube. Often proceeded with a pair of asteriks, reasons for this are yet unknown.
**I move away from the mic to breathe in.
In chocolate rain, Tay Zonday **moves away from the mic to breathe in.
**I move away from the ____ to ____
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contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.
I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir