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Do you listen to Shabnam

One word: bisexual.

girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!

by thecharacterwannie August 28, 2023


Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do

Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently

by pollipol March 24, 2022


Noone is listening

Enough you are doing it to make doing it worthwhile.

Hym "Noone is listening to you either, bitch. And, as a consequence, look at all the exploded children. And they aren't listening because they don't want to they're not being allowed to listen because THEY WOULD. And if they did the children would stop getting exploded! But you want YOU to be the extra special political impact-haver, don't you? Not ME. I'm icky! Pfft heheheheh..."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024


Listen to them. Children of the Night. What music they make.

Dracula’s quote to Jonathan Harker after he invites him into the castle & to dinner. This is him appreciating the howls of the wolves he controls with his powers outside.

Listen to them. Children of the Night. What music they make.

by Superjuliam March 24, 2024


eye listening

the act of using your eyes to listen and detect words and images.

Sami is eye listening to his besties texts’

by epicsansundertale January 28, 2019


listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021


Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.

A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.

by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022