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The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.
Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
When two or more people are going back and forth with each other, and you're an innocent bystander, this is what you relax and enjoy. Tastes kind of like vanilla, and the bigger the bowl, the better. Best enjoyed on a lawn chair.
Person A: You're such an asshole, why'd you say that about my girlfriend?
Person B: It's all true, she's a fucking whore and sleeps around!
Person C: -unfolds lawn chair- Mmmmmm.. anyone else want some of this delicious Drama Pudding?
Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.
I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.
This is when you take 2 maybe even 3 packs of pudding depending on how hungry you are, lean back and pour the pudding inside your asshole. Then you let it sit there for about 4-6 minutes so it gets just the right taste(shouldnt shit for a couple of days) and then you let the person who wants it eat it out of your asshole.
Guy: I surprised my girlfriend with "Steaming Pudding" today and she loved it!!!!
A Relatively creepy person who is upsetting by their vibe
The man in the van was a total pudding creeper
1. The act of anal intercourse.
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking
"After this picnic, my boyfriend and I have a long night of pudding pushing to do."
"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."
"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."
"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."
A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.
Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.
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