A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn McDonald, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
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The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.
*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*
Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.
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While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.
Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.
The act of laying doggy style on the ground then opening your asshole, then pouring pixie pouder inside of the anus. The person with the dust in their anus then farts and a pixie dust cloud shoots from the anus.
"Dude did you see that massive Pixie Pump
"No man, I wish I was there."
The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.
Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.
When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.
I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.
The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated
I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.