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A young girl who enjoys getting "down" on fridays, she is always looking forward to the weeked and like cereal in the morning at around 7:15 am she makes her way to the bus stop and gets in a car with her other 13 year old friends who can drive! she can only be friends with girls if they have moles on their faces so it is an exculsive group. There is also an underground cult who worship her and demand her to constantly sing the song Friday. If you attempt to visit this cult on any other day then friday they will kill you. If you find them on a friday they WILL be getting down.
Tom: hey Rebecca when do you wanna get down?
Rebecca Black: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Tom: and what are you looking forward to?
Rebecca Black: THE WEEEEEEEEEKKKEEEEEND
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A super talented pop-singer from California. Her hit single "Friday" took audiences by storm, immediately becoming an international sensation and making her a household name. It is rumored that she suffers from some kind of asthma, which allows her to hit nasally, congested-like notes with utter perfection. This gives her a very unique sound which differentiates her from other contemporary pop stars.
It is also rumored that prior to becoming a pop-star, she spent many years studying philosophy independently in her spare time. It is theorized that this sort of intellectual exposure early in her childhood is the primary contributor to the deeply philosophical lyrics of "Friday", which covers things like temporality (the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’), determinism vs. libertarianism (Gotta make my mind up - which seat can I take?), meta-philosophy (Fun, fun, think about fun, You know what it is?), and phenomenology (Fun, fun, fun, fun).
Did you hear the new Rebecca Black song "Friday"!? I couldn't wrap my head around the way she hit those nasal notes, particularly in the chorus "Frie-day, Frie-day"...
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The Most Beautiful, Amazing girl you will EVER meet in your whole life, she is the definition of beauty! i
Rebecca Christy -
Radiant
Elegant
Beautiful
Enchanting
Cute
Caring
Amazing
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Some rich girl made famous by YouTube who feels the need to recite the days of the week in a song so she won't forget them. And who was obviously influenced by Stephanie Meyer's Twilight books.
Rebecca Black "Yesterday was Thursday Today is Friday Friday Friday Friday Tomorrow is Saturday Sunday comes after Saturday"
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The result of parents who don't tell their overpriveliged kids "no" enough. She's thirteen years old, sings what has been called the worst song of all time, and then wonders why the whole fucking internet treats her like shit.
The song in question is called "Friday" and chronicles her weekly Friday schedule, describing everything from pouring herself a bowl of cereal to driving to a boozeless party in excrutiatingly bland detail.
She became an overnight internet sensation simply because of the fact the the lyrics, singing, and production values in her "music video" are so overwhelmingly sub-par that they have drawn attention from major news outlets, such as Good Morning America, Tosh.0, etc.
Because of her universally panned debut video, it is unlikely that any sort of career will stem form this musical abortion.
Guy1: Hey bro, have you seen that new video by Rebecca Black?
Guy2: No, is it good?
Guy1: Uh..Yeah, totally. Go watch it, it's awesome.
The next day...
Guy 2: You fucking prick...
Guy1:(trollface.jpg)
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What happens when a 13 year old pre-pubescent girl whose parents have too much money and spoil their little brat of a child causing a spiral effect of internet sensation and general hatred. This is caused by making feeble attempts to create pleasant music about the obvious while choking on a nasal infection.
Rebecca Black likes to use phrases like "Friday friday friday," "fun fun fun fun fun fun," "Yesterday was thursday, today it is friday, tomorrow is saturday, and sunday comes afterwards," "we so excited," and "which seat do I take?"
Also, a black rapper
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"What is 18487 + 34875837?
Ask Rebecca Hausler.
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