Rule 69

When the number 69 comes up in a conversation and then this conversation inevitably changes course towards a more sexual topic. In rare cases actual 69 has occurred.

Suzy, "Hey Jim did you see the game last night?"
Jim, "yeah Suzy the score was 54-69"
Suzy,"wanna fuck?"
Rule 69

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Rule 15

Sex >>>>> Food > Porn > Everything else

"oh my god that girl is checking me out and she is SO HOT, but i'm going to eat a burger" FAIL(rule 15)

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Rule 65

Rule 65 of the Internet:

Any use of the word "irony" on the internet is incorrect.

Person 1, posting on an internet forum: "Dude, you totally don't understand irony. Irony isn't just a simple coincidence, it's more than that. Way to go, Alanis."

Person 2: "I'm going to go ahead and invoke Rule 65 here."

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Rule 109

If you ever get banned online, it is never your fault. The site/game/service is always to blame.

"Dude, I've been banned from 109 sites! But it's clearly the sites' fault and not my own, I did nothing wrong!"

Rule 109

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rule 43

You can find anything on the Internet if you are willing to look for it long enough.

Person A: Where the hell did you get all ten seasons of Friends?

Person B: Rule 43.

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rule #34

1. There is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. its probably on 4chan.org
3. Unless you do not want your childhood raped, do not challenge it. For it will win

What? theres no way that theres Sesame Street pr0n! EXECUTE RULE #34!! -anonymous on /b/

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rule 909234

there will be a rule for every conceivable number.

you know there are like a million rules listed on urban dictionary?
rule 909234 man, rule 909234

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