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Scissor Beak

A term used to define all races, colors and creeds of a group of people over the age of 60 who tend to roam around super markets, more often than not at Market Basket -- or "The Basket" -- a New England super market chain, at such an amazingly slow pace that it is hard to comprehend. In addition, while they are roaming, they have no fucking clue what the hell they came to the store to buy and thus look at every item on the shelves in a side to side, or up and down manner making their nose -- or beak -- very amusing to watch, especially when in packs. The term scissor comes from what these people need to use to clip the hairs in their beaks.

Otis - "I can't believe how many scissor beaks were congregating at the checkout line at The Basket this morning."

by A7XRockkr June 20, 2009

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scissor baby

When two women are performing lesbian sex (scissoring) while a man masturbates till ejaculation over their conjoined love nest. The result being pregnancy and birth from one or more of the women. The resulting child is a scissor baby

Rosey is a scissor baby - his parents are so dirty

by Tim_digan November 27, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


scissor fucker

1. lesbo 102 up, 23 down

A women who is homosexual. One that likes to have sexual encounters with other women. Gay women. (See lesbian)

Man! cheeck out those scissor fucking dikes!

scissor fuckers rub pussys together and hope a genie will grant you a wish

by jimush August 18, 2006

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safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

by Kazyan July 14, 2006

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scissor virginity

Losing your virginity - scissor style!

Two close college girls finally build up the courage, and the alcohol, to test out each other. At the same time they realise that they are about to lose their scissor virginity.

by schoks July 29, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


scissor fighter

a women who opens her legs like scissors so another women can do the same adn there for bump rugs

Maggie you should be a scissor fighter with that girl

by Bubba January 30, 2003

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scissor hands

inability to keep one's finger nails clipped neatly

Man, that girl just got ripped by scissor hands; she's infertile.

by Fenway November 23, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž