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A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.
jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
To take a picture of yourself with no makeup , filter, or edit.
She took a pic with no makeup musta been a raw selfie. fresh
"When one steals someone else's phone and takes a selfie"
My sister stole my phone and was selfie stealing.
A girl who takes a million photos of her self it slutty clothes
Girl1 *snap snap* tons of selfies taken
Girl2 your a selfie slut
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A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.
Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.
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The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.
Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.
"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."
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When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created
Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!
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