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Shaft spacer

The flesh of a woman's taint separating two penises during an act of double penetration.

"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "

"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"

by FannyMan76 March 30, 2022


Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb February 1, 2016


Bo-shaft

A dick that’s so big it could used as a bo staff. Almost like a broom stick!

“Oh my God you hooked up with Michael last night?”
You know it girl... he had a real bo-shaft!”

by January 2, 2021


scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013


smokin shaft

Simply another way of saying suckin dick.

Damn! Look at the lips on that one! I bet she loves smokin shaft

by warkrak February 25, 2011


quick-shaft

To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.

"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."

by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008


Spicy shaft

Jacking off with hot sauce

My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts

by JafarsMen March 19, 2018