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A counter dibs shield is a defensive word to counter the attack of a counter dib, therefore, canceling out the counter dib.
(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)
Peter: Dibs on the TV!
*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!
Steve: Awh drat!
when a loser wannabe friend with hella white legs trys to pull up his pants on ur ass aka wat casey does everyday
"shield your eyes!"
"casey u fucking cunt"
from ur friends victor and jonas
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You Must.
"You got to chill your glass to shield your bears BUT in the hot glass hurricanes, YOU MUST SHIELD YOUR BEARS!"
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noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!
Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.
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When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.
Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
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Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.
Toilet tissue paper.
"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"
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Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with the opponent having 2 shields remaining. You must also have used at least one of your shields.
Pokémon GO Addict: I love playing in the 1800 ELO range! Sometimes my opponents don't know what they're doing and end up reverse 2 shield flexing! It's happened 5 times today!