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SHITING!!!

THE SHIT OF THAT FUCKING SHITER!!!

when i close my eyes.... I SEE SHITING!!! I SEE FUCKING SHITING!!! FUCK THAT SHITTER!!! ok i think that is enough. I SAY IT S ENOUGH WHEN I SEE THAT SHITTER!!! FUCK THAT SHITTING BOY YA DNGIE SHIT MO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by joanne olougnja November 18, 2020


attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011


web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is !

by E - FUMBLER September 9, 2008


Shite Magite

Shite magite is used to soften other vulgar words such as - shit. May encite laughter. May be less vulgar should a child hear the words.

Ah shite magite! Im losing this game again!

by WalksWalker March 9, 2024


Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018


Donkey Shite

me

donkey shite idk what to say its just me

by donkey shite February 28, 2022


Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 16, 2021