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Sonic fan

Sonic fans are people who "love" the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise and most things about them, here are some ways to describe them: they are so specific with how Sonic looks and will throw a MASSIVE temper tantrums if he looks ANY different, there is also those Sonic fans on Twitter who are fans of the IDW that are either LGBTQ, have some mental illness, or both, and they are ALWAYS on about specific ships rather they are straight and LGBTQ, and they DEFEND them, they take any caring action by another character as LGBTQ, those fans are also pretty weird, then there's those Sonic fans who hate the 2000s games because they think it's "cool", they are also nasty and creepy simps who simp for a character that's not Rouge, Sally, or Vanilla (and possibly others). Many Sonic fans love to praise a certain game or character to the edge or the universe and back in a very pathetic manner, making copypasta's for it too. Me personally, anyone who thinks like this is not a good Sonic fan, they are probably massive virgins, and virgins are major losers.

Sonic "fan": "I'm a Sonic fan, but I hate Sonic Adventure 2!"
Me: "You are not good."

by LongLiveRougeTheBat August 17, 2023


sonic attack

A very quick masturbation

I just busted a sonic attack

by Barbaros bloody December 24, 2019


doing a sonic

The act of finally defecating after a strenuous time holding in the urge to not shit your pants. Creating loud noises in the bathroom while excretion.

Guy 1: what are all those loud ass noised in the bathroom, are you okay?
Guy 2: I'm doing a sonic right now!
*Fart noises and shiting*

by Solkana April 19, 2021


Sonic brain

To infer that someone's cognitive function is on the lower end of the spectrum by alluding to "Sped". Sonic is widely regarded as a very speedy character and sonic is an attempt to play on the word sped. Attaching Sonic to the brain means sped brain for lack of a better phrase.

*Plays game*
John: "Kill him, he is one shot."
Bob: *Misses every shot*
John: Do you have sonic brain?

by Pogopawee March 19, 2021


Sonic and obama

A good ship

I think sonic and Obama would make a great couple

by December 23, 2021


sonic for hire

an awesome series that features multiple videogame characters doing things that only real bad people do there are 8 seasons currently and more on the way

cool dude 1: man i love sonic for hire
cool dude 2: me too bro
nerd: yeah but sonic doesn't act like actual sonic
cool dude 1 & 2: this is why your girl left you

by Masked_artist42069 March 29, 2022


sonic pollution

noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)

no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!

supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!

sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!

those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!

sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2012