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When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge
A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.
Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but he also has a mortgage.
sponge robert: sorry, i have to go to the bank today to make a payment on my mortage
An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong
A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.
Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.
Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
An entity in a videogame which requires a high level of damage inflicted against it to defeat as opposed to having any meaningful game-play challenge.
In a game that otherwise demanded a keen sense of strategy, the final boss was quite a damage-sponge.