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A straight in poker, but only 4 cards long (rather than the required 5). Usually thrown down onto the felt with great enthusiasm, and accompanied by a chip-raking motion with one's free arm.
Check it out boys! A Chappelli straight!
A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
"No, dude! I'm Straight!"
"You're DEFINITELY a "Straight" guy."
A homosexuals straight male companion. The guy a gay guy can have an incredible bond with, sometimes life lasting, and both give a receive a true love without any sexual desire. Like brotherhood, which is very unique between alot of straight and gay people.
"warren is my straight boyfriend"
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A straight curious guy usually is cool with masturbating with another guy. This includes watching and/or lending a hand. He still likes women but wants to bond with a guy without having sex and being construed as bisexual or gay.
My buddy and I both like to jack off while we're watching porn.
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It's cool to wear pins on your bags that say "Straight but not narrow", unless you aren't straight, in which case it would be much more appropiate to sport a rainbow pin, unless you think rainbows are ugly, which they are, because all those colors don't mesh together very well.
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Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Tony Lopez's new tiktok? He's so hot!
Person 2: Are you on straight tiktok? Get the fuck out of my house.
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Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.
“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."
- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...
“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
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