Cabbage stumps

An old phrase referring to the legs

My cabbage stumps are sore.
Put some trolleyags on those cabbage stumps!

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Stump jumper

A person who is stupid or dumb. Used by rednecks. Or someone who is useless and has nothing better to do thatn jump a stump.

"You stump jumpers need to get work."

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Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

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cunt stump

Any vagina. This definition exemplifies the vaginas similarity to an upside down tree stump

I'll fuck her cunt stump till her tears run dry.

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tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.

George Bush is a tree stump.

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Bloody stump

Screwing a girl when she has her period. The dick comes out looking like a bloody stump

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Post A Stump

Getting rid of ones excrement. To defecate. A solid but not too hard turd. Perfectly tapered so your asshole won't slam shut.

All I want to do is post a stump in peace but I always end up getting inturdupted.

After taking my wheatgerm I can always post a stump like a champ! I swear it knocks something loose!

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