bog monster

-A bog monster is a hidious creature from the bog, that reaks like shit, and has a bog eye.
-You can also call taking a dump, having a bog monster, because it smells like a bog monster.

-I just released a bog monster in the bathroom, you might want to wait a few minutes before going in there.
-That bog eyed monster smells like the dump john just took.

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bog frog

a step below a swamp donkey... the #2 most hideous creature of a female that you have witnessed!

Look at her... her mother must have been a SWAMP DONKEY 'cuz she is definitely a BOG FROG!

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bog trashing

The art of clogging or violating unsuspecting public or private toilets.

ie. Clogging a restroom toilet with its entire TP roll. Then flushing it so it overflows, so someone will have to clean it up.

Dude, let's go bog trashing and piss off the janitor.

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bog drop

Really bad makeshift toilets. Usually found along highways in remote areas, these toilets consist of a seat over a deep hole.

There is no flush button, just a long drop.

"No mate, keep driving, i can hold it"
"but the next towns hours away!"
"i don't care, i'm not using one of those nasty ass bog drops!"

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boris bog

a slang used to describe doing a very big & stinky crap in the toilet

man i gota go do a boris bog right now!

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fog bog

a fog bog is a person who is certainly not straight.

josh wilson engulfs all that a fog bog is

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Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

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