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Tease-drop

When someone who is ease-dropping chimes in at a random time and makes a joke of another persons conversation. Almost never resulting in a lol.

I was talking with James when Andy Tease-dropped and shouted "your mother" when i was talking about Transformer 2.

by firelonako September 9, 2009

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Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 15, 2009

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Blog Tease

(noun)
One who provokes or disturbs their online audience through witty or sometimes crappy written content posted to their blog site on an infrequent basis; Unlike prick or cock (tease) most commonly associated with this term, this person frustrates its current and potential blog readers by posting infrequent short stories and further torments those readers through shameless self promotion on social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter and Google+ without returning for an undisclosed period of time. A blog tease can best be characterized through an uncanny ability to tell good stories both online and in person without notice of when they will return again.

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blog tease

by Motherhoodintheraw September 29, 2011

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prick tease

This person (usually a girl) enjoys teasing someone (childish fun) they try to make u think you have a chance by keeping you interested somehow and you will proberely never get anywhere. if they are 16 or over they have a serious issue and need to grow up they usually are used to having there own way so dont let them have it unless your a childish fool

<girl> I want to have sex with u tomorrow!

<guy> really ok come to mine at about 8

<girl> i'll be there

(she'll either let you down or if shes comes she'll just sit there and when u make a move she'll say something like)

<girl> no i dont want to

<guy> whats wrong with u

by kano March 23, 2004

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Cup Tease

Repeated, frustrating and agonizing failure to make the last cup in a game of beer pong. Also having your ball bounce off the rim of a cup or being very near but still missing a cup.

"Dude! The past three tries my ball bounced off the last cup! What a cup tease!"

by Mike Outcalt May 15, 2007

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Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

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nic-tease

Being sexualy aroused by a girl with full sleeves or chest piece.

i couldn't stay long in the tattoo shop because the counter girl was giving me a serious nic-tease.

by nicjones December 14, 2005

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