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A liberal who learned to his chagrin nearly 40 years ago that the 1968 Oldsmobile was, unfortunately, not an amphibious vehicle.
Ted Kennedy has the intellectual capacity of a dirt clod.
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The senator of Massachusetts. He is a worthless $hitbag who doesn't deserve to clean bathrooms at McFaty's, but still goes there to eat every day for 4 of his meals(He goes to Cholesterol King for his other 3). He hates Bush because he's jealous that people don't hate him as much. He's worse then John Kerry. His father was involved in international crime and his brother(not John) was a womanizer. And you just thought it couldn't get any worse? He also muderred his wife while he was drunk, but nobody pressed charges. And finally, to top it all off, THIS ASSHOLE JUST WON'T DIE! You can put a bullet through his skull and he still is going to live to torture the city of Boston.
Ted Kennedy.see also: Drunk, McFaty's,Liberal, Boston, shitbag.
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A limp-wristed liberal mush wimp who knows what is best for you and me. He knows we should have our guns taken away, so only crips will have guns. Then we will have no way to defend ourselves from crips or liberals.
He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
If I paid as little income tax as Senaturd Ted Kennedy, I would have enough money to live on.
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1. Senator from MASS.
2. Murder
3. Reason why MASS should not have a Senator
4. Back stabbing piece of shit! Ask Bill Clinton.
5. One of the world's worst drivers.
6. Good swimmer
Liberal: Ted Kennedy was voted one of the nicest senators!
Conservative: I know, I hear he is so nice he loves to give staffers rides home after parties.
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Liberal cartoonist and writer for the Universal Press Syndicate. Grew infamous with conservatives for his criticism of the late Pat Tillman and Ronald Reagan. Appeared on several interviews with Hannity and Colmes and Bill O' Reilly FOX news.
His cartoons appear 3 times a week and his columns appear once a week.
Books include: To Afghanistan and Back, 2024, My War With Brian, and Wake Up You Are a Liberal!
URL: www.tedrall.com
www.rall.com
Ted Rall is a liberal.
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Someone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied. The offender, known as the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle Tedded".
"I was in the handicapped stall at the comfort station and some Uncle Ted came in while I was taking a deuce."
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A guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why.
Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap.
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