shit tank

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck

Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.

Tank Fish

A haha funni youtuber that commits war crimes as a hobby.The leader of the Chaos Legion.Hes a very influential individual that is recommended for 7 y/o kids.And yes he's so retarded (that's why his vids are good).

Quotes
-Hi I'm Tank Fish And I have crippling deppresion

Main Tank

1)A term used in MMORPG's, meaning the best tank in a massive group who is questing. There responsealbilitys includes building aggro and taking dmg.

2)V: a term using when doing well or dominating in any game.

1)"Bitch I'm main tank i can do whatever i want."

2)"I am main tanking so hard right now. No homo"

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tool tank

A colorful tank top generally worn by annoying and obnoxious whiteboys who think they are god's gift to earth and need to wear a WESC tank top with vans and skinny jeans everywhere they go. The tool tank is only 1 step above a wife-beater and tools often think that because tool tanks cost $24.99 that they are fashionable and cool.

These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.

Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.

Jim: "Look at that frat jerk off wearing that tool tank"
Ryan: "What a fucking tool"

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tanked up

Getting drunk as hell

Did you see Duffy last night at the party, man he was tanked up

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Tank Man

During the 1989 Tiananmen Square Protests in China, one man proved he had bigger balls than Chuck Norris, Obama, Jesus, and Roosevelt (both) combined by standing in front of a couple dozen Chinese Military Tanks and not letting them move for half an hour.

This guy (balls removed to make sure the image could fit on the web):
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Tank Driver (upon sighting): Holy S***! Is like a half-man-half-tank!

Tank Man: You shall not pass!

Tanks remain for 1/2 an hour.

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piss-tank

origon Australia,n; alcoholic, lush; drunk; derro...etc.

her old man reckons Im a piss-tank.

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