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Dicking your pants is the act of getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants
Yo my buddy Hayden wrecked his dirt bike he completely dicked it.
This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
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A harsher term meaning "screwed" or "f***ed". Usually used in a potentially fatal and brief situation in which the person involved is aware of it but ultimately has little or no control of the outcome.
If someone notices they have a red dot on their chest that is NOT from a laser pen, they're basically dicked.
A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.
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When playing a sport (usually football or basketball) someone jumps in front of you and catches the ball. Usually resulting in your buddies over-reacting with ooh's and ahh's.
Awe David got dicked by Myron so bad jus nah! Yea thats cuz david is short.
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A dick is the hart and soul of a man
I wish I had a dick as big as Kolya
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"dude guess what i text my girl"
"what?"
" C=====3"
"XD"
"yep dick"
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