Arrow in the knee

Based on one of the default conversations of guards in the game TES V: Skyrim.

If you talk to the guards they say "I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee".

And it really gets annoying after playing the game for some time.

So people started coming up with catch phrases like "I used to be <insert something OP here>, but then I took an arrow in the knee."

"I used to be a douche like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

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knee cap

To place a pistol or other firearm behind a persons kneecap and pull the trigger, obliterating the knee and crippling the victim. A common mob tactic.

The track star wouldn't pay his debts, so we knee capped him.

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your knee

The final and ultimate insult in a string of insults consisting of your mom, your face, and your mom's face.

Pirate: You're dumb.
Ninja: Your MOM is dumb.
Pirate: Your FACE is dumb.
Ninja: Your MOM'S FACE is dumb.
Pirate: Your KNEE is dumb!
Ninja: ...! *cries like a featherweight crybaby*

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knee fuck

another form of knee fucking is if you lay down and put your knees together as if you were doing a curl, the penis is inserted at the top of the crease or where the knee is located and also rythmically pounded until the load has been excreted

we had 2 different types of knee sex damn im telling you that girl knows how to use what shes working with

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bees knees

Peachy, very nice, the berries, excellent, fine, beautiful, very good.

That jazz band is the bees knees

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kid knee

A child's knee. originally thought to be a subdivision of kidney but was later discovered to be an entirely differant kettle of fish, the only similarity being in prenounciation. Unfortunately, few anatomists and surgeons are able to differentiate between the two. Kidney failure is the number one cause of death amongst small children in hospital.

"I'm afraid the operation will require one of your child's knees to be removed"
"but billy's knees are fine! The problem was with his urination!"
"quiet you! surgeons! commence kid knee amputation!"

(some time later)

"billy is dead"

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Knee Nibbler

a gay man: a person who gets on their knees to nibble at something;

while fighting with my brother sal i invented the term knee nibbler

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