Painful Laughing

Laughing so intensely that your larynx, entire face, and possibly your abdomen starts hurting.

Usually occurs under the influence of marijuana.

1: I laughed so hard last night I just wanted it to stop.
2: You experienced painful laughing.

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joint pain

any negative (painful) side effect of smoking weed.

while usually just muscular soreness (possibly from doing something stupid while high), it can extend to common side effects such as bloodshot eyes and temporary memory loss if they're causing discomfort.

it can also apply to situations where pain is experienced while obtaining or preparing a joint, including cutting yourself by accident while chopping weed or getting a papercut from low quality rolling paper.

joint pain, although temporarily uncomfortable, is always worth the struggle.

timmy the stoner was too lazy to come to soccer practice due to his persistent joint pain.

jack: why is this joint blue?
brett: i had to use construction paper.
jack: so then what's with the red dots?
brett: joint pain.

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Pain Basement

This is what a dive bar turns into when you reach a level of intoxication where liqour tastes like water and bartenders will overserve you until you are in a personal hurt locker.

It looks like Ryan stayed in the pain basement a bit to long last night and woke up hugging the toilet.

We are forever calling "The Recovery Room" the Pain Basement. No one has ever recovered anything but herpes there.

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pain tolerance

one's level of perception of pain.

someone with an average pain tolerance who gets a pressure point squeezed might yelp with pain. someone with a high pain tolerance who gets the same thing done to them might turn to the squeezer and ask them what they where doing.while someone with a low pain tolerance may scream outright.

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T-Pain

The best robot imitator in existence.

T-Pains natural voice allows him to produce robot sounds with his face for money.

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t-pain

1. A "musical" artist that does not know how to sing but instead relies on a machine to do it for him. And he insists on buying drinks for girls, most likely to spike them with a roofie because he sucks and would never get with a girl because everyone should hate him. Bottom line, he is the worst thing that has ever happened to the music entertainment industry

kid 1. Dude did you buy t-pain's new single on itunes? Its the bomb!
kid 2. No, I would rather slit my wrists than pay for his music

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T-Pain

A Roger Troutman wannabe

Autotune User: You know T-pain?
Talk Boxer: Oh, the guy who so wants to be like Roger Troutman, but can't even sing or use the talk box that he has to use some shitty autotune effect?

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