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Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."

EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.

by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013


Parrot of shame

Twitter slang about talking shit about someone behind their back.

At date, the stats publicly displayed on a Tweet include a counter for Quote Tweets (QTs) — Retweeting the Tweet with an added comment of your own — which displays an accurate total number of QTs.

If you click on the QT counter, Twitter will show you a list of QTs on the Tweet; however, it will only show you the QTs that are publicly visible. Tweets by locked accounts, including QTs, are not publicly visible, so they are registered by the public QT count but do not show up in the QT list.

If a Tweet has 1 or more QTs but they're all private, the QT list will have no entries, just "No Quote Tweets yet," topped by a drawing of a parrot which appears to be narrowing its eyes suspiciously (the titular parrot of shame).

The only easy way to access the QT list is to click on the QT counter, which only shows up if a post has QTs. As a result, if you see the parrot on one of your Tweets, it means someone is discussing your Tweet on a private account, which often means they have an opinion about you or what you said, but don't want you to know what it is.

Therefore, referring to the "parrot" or the "parrot of shame" is a way of saying you know people are talking shit.

I can see the parrot of shame lmao, you're not slick.

Of course that thread is full of parrots, what else did you expect?

by Clarice1994 August 13, 2022


water parrot

Two men butt fucking sideways

Do u want to water parrot

by Seth Faircloth March 15, 2018


Cute Parrots

Parrots That Are Cute (Parrots Two Or More.)

I Have Two Cute Parrots At My Home.

by DreamTechno2013 April 22, 2022


Pecker parrot

When you plop you cock on your girls shoulders and ask her does Polly want a pecker?

Earlier while you were outside I gave Kelly a pecker parrot

by Tmatt October 5, 2023


Go Rape An Ugly Parrot

What you say to a guy when he is being annoying.

Hey Sarah Guess what happend...
Go rape an ugly parrot.

by They Chick Sitting Over There May 25, 2016


Blue parrot

A person whose sex moans sound more like a parrot squawking.

I was balls deep in Deborah and she was squawking like a blue parrot…tbf she makes the same noise when I accidentally lie on her hair.

by No1fanny June 17, 2023