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The best book series ever written.
Better than Twilight, Inheritance, and even Lord of the Rings
Me: I like how JK Rowling puts depth into her characters and storyline, it just all fits together nicely.
Some random girl: OMG Edward is so HOTTTTTT <3 <3 I LUV HIM!!!!1!!1!
Me: Umm, you go read your Twilight books, I'm going back inside to read Harry Potter one more time...
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a set of fairly entertaining books that somehow have taken over the world, firmly ensconced themselves in the minds of teenagers, adults, and innocent children alike, and have generated millions of dollars through mass public hysteria.
Kid: I went to get Harry Potter last night at midnight!!
Other Kid: Harry Potter makes me cry because of its dark murders and battle scenes.
Kid: Loser.
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being so addicted to Harry Potter, his world, and the franchise in general, it becomes like a drug, forcing you to go to gossip sights, and a midnight party or two. in extreme cases you may end up lying in bed crying because the series is now over. derived from pot head.
dude, Jackie is such a potter head, she has Harry sheets and wallpaper! something is seriously wrong with her!
true dat.
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An overly loved book series written with poor grammar with a seemingly limited vocabulary and infinitesimal prose.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.
Fan 1: If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re illiterate...
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.
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A Harry potter is only 4 men it means when a guy has to take a shit that has a hairy ass, as the poop comes out your ass it gently brushes the hair around your asshole and goes into the potter aka shitter crapper toilet
Man I got to go take a Harry potter
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THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE
If you don't like Harry Potter then don't associate with other people. You deserve to be isolated from the rest of the human race.
"OMG HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST"
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A majik, emo child who is particularly good looking and has a wicked english accent.
Harry Potter is extremely emo.
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