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Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
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dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man
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To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.
Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.
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The Flavor Of My Boyfriend’s Cum.
“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
“Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”
Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.
Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?
When upon penetration, the recipient repeatedly clenches their vaginal or rectal muscles to provide stimulation.
"My girl can't take my while dick so whenever I wanna out it in she just give me a French squeeze"
An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.
Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze
"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"