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the underage riff-raff that hang out at 24 hour Tim Horton`s locations during the late night/early morning hours of the weekend. They are usually drunk, stoned, high, or a combination of any of the above, high-school aged kids who dress like whores, hence, "Timmy Hoes". Usually order mass amounts of baked goods to suffice their munchies.
Friend 1: I saw Shanna Friday night at Timmy Hoes
Friend 2: Yeah, she`s such a Timmy Hoe!
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A sex act in which one masturbates, cums on their own chest, and proceeds to lick themself clean.
The Little Timmy is my favorite way to masturbate.
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a complete asshole. who likes fat ugly girls teeth busted bitches. he is going to be a plummer or a janitor when he grow up if he ever does. and this is coming from someone who cares but i sometimes just wanna kick him in the teeth. but i love him. but he likes fat ugly girls with busted teeth bitches.
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A girl who works at Tim Horton's
Louis: Your old lady still working at the Subway
Jeff: No man she quit that shit job now she's a Timmies hoe.
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Its when a middle eastern guy, buts his nuts in between his legs and tries to look like Rosie O' Donnell. (Usually a fat middle eastern guy)
Bin Laden: Do a timmy tuck! allalalalalalalalal
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Although Timmy Tigers obsess about dumb things, like their hair and their black girl lips, they are some of the most genuine tigers in the world! Only Timmy Tigers can mate with Becky Bears, unlike any other tigers. And they also posess opposable thumbs.
Woah, did you see that Timmy Tiger over there?
Yeah, he was combing his hair again. AGAIN.
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n: A robust, charasmatic, and stunningly good looking internet personality. His threads are classic, his posts are timeless. A gentleman and a scholar, his wit and potent tenacity make him the single most ruthless man on any message board today. If you are fortunate enough to be in his presence be sure you are at the peak of your game. A small mistake will often result in hours of relentless internet condescension. His audacity, and heartless, merciless, rancorous, and savage attitude make him a loved and hated legend among men.
(1985-present) syn: The Legend, Timmy!
I once tried to exhibit some intelligence and mouth off to Timmy Burns! My vagina still hurts from the beating I received in that thread.
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