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A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.
I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!
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The chair in any seating area that is somehow removed from the main area, with other chairs and couches, so whoever sits in it appears to be emo. Can also be a bean bag or pillow. Often placed in a corner.
"Joe, there's an empty spot here on the couch -- get out of the emo chair and come be social."
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A school worker that gets paid $3.25 an hour and is proud that they push in chairs for a living.
1. BeOtrice shlipped me in the head with her ass when she waddled by to push in the chairs at my table.
2. Suzy don't be a BeOtrice and stop pushing in the chairs, thats her job!!
3. I'm not pushing in my chair, thats the chair nazi's job.
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A special chair, first used by a teacher in Philly, that has three walls around it blocking the occupants view.
The only downside that it sometimes causes other students to have to suffer through the whining of the child occupying the chair, or even the possibility of the child attempting to move to neighboring desks.
The prefix "Capizzi" can also be used to describe any device used for student punishment.
Example: Capizzi Gun, Capizzi Grenade, Capizzi knife
"Steve was bein a real ass, so Farber moved him back to his Capizzi Chair"
"Don't start or i'll make you sit in the Capizzi Chair"
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The first chair of the day at a ski mountain, if you have the first chair, then you are the first person on the mountain.
"Let's leave for the mountain at around 9:15 tomorrow."
"Nah dude, we gotta be first chair so let's leave at 8:00."
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A road trip where the collector takes along a companion on the false promise of fastfood as payment.
The collector insists on waiting 'till the return journey before suggesting food.
Then issuing the immortal line "Well, were nearly home now, might as well not bother!" , much to the disgust of the companion.
"How was your weekend, Simon?"
"Oh man I went to Fetch a Chair with Steve"
"oooh you must be starving, here, have some of the best chips in South Wales"
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A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.
Chad:Bro look at that chair
Chadd; Yeah it's hella THICC
Chad: You have a chair fetish
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