a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky
"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"
A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"
person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒
When the figure is in sussy milk
Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”
Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟
Refers to da playful "arms held out wide 'n' to da side" gesture dat two super-sociable people beamingly display prior to giving each other a big ol' squeezy.
Offering a small child a stick-figure embrace is often an awesome way to make him feel less bashful and more comfy wif engaging in a "round of lovies" wif you --- often da attention-loving child will just gleefully rush in and snuggle up against you without really thinking too much about it.
Karen will be a father not mother figure
Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti
If one dislikes Stranger Things the automatically lack a father figure
She doesn’t like Stranger Things?! She has no father figure, no friends and definitely no bitches