Jew Rope

Eruv, Erub or Eruvin in plural; A perimeter usually strung on the utility poles (often rope) that combines seperate pieces of property into one large parcel, it enables jews to observe the traditional Shabbat rules allowing them to carry kids and belongings anywhere inside the perimeter

Hey Shelomo! Sections 1 and 2 of the Jew Rope are up but section 3 is currently down. Ok Yusef, Lets go get the cherry picker!

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Lauter-rope

To accidentally ejaculate upon one's own face while masturbating.

"Dude, I Lauter-roped today, and I don't understand why girls always complain about it. It's not so bad."

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throw a rope

a phrase describing a male masterbateing

Wow, I finaly got a date with Suzy Rottencrotch , I better throw a rope first so when we bang I wont cum so fast

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Pushing Rope

The physical act of fornication whilst the male's fallace is flaccid , this act is similar to "pushing a frayed rope through a hole".

" Hey bro, did you bang that fat chick last night? "

" Yeah bro, but I was pushing rope ".

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ohio rope

when you swing your dick like a lasso and tie it on your partner.

I was curious, so I let the horse gimme an ohio rope.

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jump rope

this isn't your traditional elementary school recess toy. this shit is real. to successfully execute the "jump rope", one must master the element of surprise...it is then and only then that the jump rope can be accomplished.

first, you will need a chick in your bedroom completely unclothed and ready to be pounded. it is at this point that the male subject must surreptitiously creep behind the unsuspecting female, turn sideways, and proceed to insert only his thumbs in the female's vagina and anus, respectively. no further effort is necessary on the part of the male, as the speared female will jump up and down until she is able to escape from the human jump rope that has been created.

Nate: "dude i'm pretty nervous about taking it to the next level with Emma. got any tips?"

Drew: "honestly..you have to go big or go home. it's 2011 and you can't just rock it missionary anymore and expect a chick to be satisfied. you should seriously consider giving her a jump rope...i know it may sound odd at first, but chicks completely dig it..."

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G-Rope

G-string for a fat arse

' Hey Josh , don't look now but Debbies G-rope is doubling as a backpack ! '

' Nasty !!!! '

' Dude , i so knew you'd look ! '

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