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Skeleton Warriors are tight as fuck
Ever notice how badass Skeleton Warriors are? Well they are. They don't give a shit about what you think. They are cunning, made out of bones, and most of all, merciless . If you manage to take one down it will be quickly replaced by 5 more because they travel in swarms. Since they're skeletons, they never fight fair so they always win. They also love cackling.
"No AJ that's where your dead wrong. At least from a skeleton warrior's perspective. everyone must DIE."
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Ebony warrior. A young black man with a penis so large that he can fence with it, and uses it to fight other ebony warriors over mating grounds
i heard Tyrone was a real ebony warrior, is that true?
yea he hit on my girlfriend and when i tried to stop him he hit me across the face with his cock.
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total bad-ass warrior from the greek city-state of sparta.
were taken at a young age from their parents to learn the ways of battle and the code of a warrior (how to pwn everything and everyone).
a group of greek warriors, 300 spartan warriors included, held against the whole persian army.
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An ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3DO. Way of the Warrior was a 2D fighting game developed by Naughty Dog (yes, the same people that made Crash Bandicoot). This game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphios they used in Mortal Kombat). The game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. The game involved some hilarious MK parody characters such as; Konotori (a parody of Kung Lao and Kitana), Crimson Glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on Sonya), Major Gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), Shaky Jake (a drunk Aussie who breaths fire), Fox (a complete parody of Jax, a tall black guy with sais), Nikki Chan (?), the Dragon (hahaha, a Bruce Lee ripoff), Nobunage (a kendo warrior), the Ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), Kull the Despoiler (a giant skeleton), High Abbott (a dragon), and Gulab Jamun (Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert, the game Gulab is an evil swami). The game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.
Player1: oh shit, you fried me with Shaky Jake!
Player2: eat that, sucka!
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The one who is the most successful, or the best at what they do, but have a quite mouth about it. Bragging is not their way of expressing who they are.
"Brian is a world class athlete but at the party no one knows it, he is truly a silent warrior"
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A Irish phrase meaining that someone is a bullshiter
Johnny; I won the lottery last night
Paul; Man your some Gank Warrior
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N. An incredibly badass unborn. Will cut it's own ambilical cord from birth, often done by forcing it's host body aka mother to swallow a machete or katana, then performs it's own Cesarian with it. Upon it's escape it will cut the ambilical cord.
"What's that on the ultrasound? is our baby wearing a ninja stylin' headband with the rising sun of Japan? Sweet Satan Delilah, I think you're carrying a Fetal Warrior! Hold still, I'll get the gun."
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