Cooking Pancakes

Euphemism for sex, esp. early morning wake-up sex.

When I woke up after the party, this chick I didn't know was in my bed. Next thing you know, we were cooking pancakes.

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Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

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special cook

1. A down cook. Usually given the
Cooking positions commonly delegated to special cooks are:
-Master ice-cream chef
-Chief burger flipper
-Coordinator of vegatable slicing
-Champion soup stirrer

Note, some special cooks may not be entiteled to operate sharp objects, especially knives.

Fuck, who gave the special cook that knife.

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Paige Cook

Paige Cook is whiter than the all the white people in the world combined. She loves dancing, possums, raccoons, and RATS. She has her group of friends who are TRASH just like her. Although she absolutely amazing, love ya Paige!

Paige Cook ran to go meet the RATS.

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Dane Cook

A douchebag.

Frat boy: Dane Cook is AWWWEESOME! Let's have some coors bro!

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cooking lager

Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.

It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.

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fully cooked

Smoking marijuana to the point where you can't smoke anymore.

Jim: Yo, you want this man?
Tino: Nah I'll pass...i'm fully cooked.

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