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1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.
2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.
3. a cocksucker
Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)
Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!
Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?
Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
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A Mexican that’s too white for their own race
Oh look there’s a Mexican vampire
A fiendishly, coked-out, high-strong-out, i-pod like kitten which supposedly sleeps for like 10 minutes and is charged for the rest of the day to have long durations of terrorizing, biting, scratching, defiling of furniture, and other various objects alive or not big or small of which it could get its little sharp paws on to. While appearing to be cute and innocent looking and to other who are not its original owners acts very nice and docile when the doors are closed, cameras are off, the shades and lights are down all hell breaks loose...Skin will tear shouts will ring in the air and there will be all kinds of FUBAR!
"Oh damn! your vampire kitty is at it again sucking souls and draining holes"
"that cat is seriously coked out on something or he's one helluva vampire kitty"
"He bit the hell outta me I think I'm bleeding friggin Vampire kitty"
"Awww it's a monster I tell you a monster friggin vampire kitty why can't I just pet him without him biting me"
A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.
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1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.
The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.
Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.
2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
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Similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. During doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. When he/she whips around and asks, "WTF?!", shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it'll sting like garlic). When they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the hell out of there, Bela. Be home before sunrise.
Kristina had been giving me a hard time lately, so I decided a sneaky vampire was in order. Bitch tried to put a stake thru my heart.
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This is when you go "down under" on your girl when its that time of the month.
Hey babe, are you on your period yet so I can give you the australian vampire?
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